Oh my god guys, I am actually doing this. I can’t believe it. Please, please, please signal boost the shit outta this. I have been homeless on the streets and couch-surfing for the past 4 years, since I was 18yrs old and my parents choose religion over their child. This is my fucking ticket to freedom, something I have been dreaming of since the first time I attempted to run away from the abuse.
I have poured every last ounce of hope I’ve got left in my reserves for this. I haven’t looked forward to something more than a month in the future in years. I never envisioned myself living past 25, but my god in this moment I hope I can live past 50. I just… fuck. I’m so excited. :3
So there’s this girl at work
She’s a total bitch
Rude, self involved, thinks I am the antithesis of “funny” or “cool”
And I’ve never been more attracted to someone in my life
So this happened lol.
Bob’s Boners: The Bob’s Burgers XXX Parody by Woodrocket.com
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THIS SHOW THE SAME AGAIN