LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
Yes, Your Highness /feels obligated to
i HAVEN’T SEEN THIS PHOTO GOING AROUND ON TUMBLR AND YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOOK AT THAT
THAT’S GORDON RAMSAY IN MY COUNTRY AND LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT OLD MAN IS TO SEE GORDON RAMSAY DONT TELL ME THIS DOESNT MAKE YOU HAPPY EITHER
can you BELIEVE the shit yahoo is tweeting
Nope. I will not believe that Yahoo made this tweet. I simply refuse to believe it! No company is that cruel.
no this tweet is 100% real trust me i work for yahoo
Then prove it by posting a link to this tweet!
DON’T FOLLOW THE LINK! IT’S JUST A LINK TO A VIDEO OF YUMA SAYING “You just summoned your mom.” I REPEAT, DO NOT GO TO THE LINK!
I went to it again. I. Am. Not. Lying. Go to it yourself. Yuma says “you just summoned your mom.”
It’s just a video of Yuma saying “you just summoned your mom”
His name was H. H. Holmes and he is also thought to be THE Jack the Ripper because he was in London at the exact same time and was a medical professional. He went to medical school to learn how to kill people. He is fucking scary.
And Supernatural did an episode on him. I first saw it when I was like 10 and it still creeps me out to this day.
He started the hotel during the Chicago Worlds Fair because he knew people would need hotels then and would go missing unnoticed because their family’s would assume they were attending the Worlds Fair.